toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

nointerrruption:

when you and your friends hate the same person

paralleltoparallel:

every time the Doctor calls River his wife, an angel loses its wings.

twinnerd28:

beatleologist-at-221b:

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

Was it enough to fill two Ponds?